gameandwatch:

hell is not a burning hot place

hell is a mildly cold place where you are forced to walk around in wet socks for eternity

jennyloggins:

I opened facebook

I closed facebook

(Source: jennyloggins)

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

(Source: yamasks)

palmtree19:

when someone types polish they could mean polish or they could mean polish it’s so confusing 

if you ever feel embarrassed over something little just remember this

(Source: padfootmagic)

I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: k-a-l-o-n)